tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post1543586483030540253..comments2023-11-23T00:27:32.918-08:00Comments on Simply Curious Girl: Who says Football isn't Fun?Simply Curioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17179224015435211144noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-54075925079477432662008-05-07T22:15:00.000-07:002008-05-07T22:15:00.000-07:00Hey there, I love your blog! You might like shit ...Hey there, I love your blog! <BR/><BR/>You might like shit too: <BR/><BR/>www.youaresofamous.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-86595794045694145282008-01-20T10:33:00.000-08:002008-01-20T10:33:00.000-08:00awesome post!i think i should print this stuff and...awesome post!i think i should print this stuff and learn all the tips by heart.my boyfriends sucha football fanatic that i am FORCED to watch those godforsaken matches.all i knew was gerrard and croutch play for liverpool. but that won't be the case after this post.muhahahaha >:)Satanic Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17220432914278845337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-43352866622678666392008-01-14T11:40:00.000-08:002008-01-14T11:40:00.000-08:00Bridget, it really is an art. A girl, awww. I kn...Bridget, it really is an art. <BR/><BR/><BR/>A girl, awww. I know what you mean. Trust me when I say I'm not one of those perpetually perky bitches. We all have our moments.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Sinead, haven't gotten the new balloons. Maybe you're sending them to the wrong place. simplycuriousgirl at gmail dot com.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Anon, faking an orgasm is for those times that you don't want to hurt your partner's feelings. Some men don't know what the hell they're doing. Maybe I could lie there and let him poke and prod me for hours until he fell asleep, but I probably still wouldn't have an orgasm. So, sometimes it's best to just fake it and give him the satisfaction of thinking that he made you feel good.Simply Curioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17179224015435211144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-15804774860978725962008-01-14T01:40:00.000-08:002008-01-14T01:40:00.000-08:00its only a game kiddo. relax. if you really got ...its only a game kiddo. relax. if you really got into it instead of faking it you might like it. i always wondered why women would fake any kind of orgasm. it makes the man roll over and go to sleep. why wouldnt you keep him working? my gf tries to say she hasnt had one even after i know shes had a few. dont fake it until you make it kiddo. make it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-55993454518769704572008-01-14T01:37:00.000-08:002008-01-14T01:37:00.000-08:00Did you get the new balloons that I sent? I tried...Did you get the new balloons that I sent? I tried a few times to send them and they kept bouncing back. The last time I sent them, they didn't. Please let me know ok scg?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14282332086049816720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-59748455155949145072008-01-13T23:18:00.000-08:002008-01-13T23:18:00.000-08:00I sometimes wish I had the energy and desire to fa...I sometimes wish I had the energy and desire to fake it.A Girl, A Boy, and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15952377787888335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-10622514716435381522008-01-13T22:20:00.000-08:002008-01-13T22:20:00.000-08:00This was awesome! I think I am there ... I have do...This was awesome! I think I am there ... I have done at least 3/4 of what you recommend! I might just be a great at football orgasm fakedom! Hurrah!Patchworkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355061240907499889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-91173506593511564152008-01-13T20:12:00.000-08:002008-01-13T20:12:00.000-08:00Dave, everyone wishes they have someone else a few...Dave, everyone wishes they have someone else a few times in their life. When it boils down to it, I'd let you yell at the tv, and probably yell with you, but I'm sure she has her traits, too. I mean you married her. Just look. She has you. Married, kids, house, the whole package. I'm still single and getting in trouble left and right.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Alkee, we all make certain compromises for the ones care about. Like I mentioned before, I like it when his friends get jealous that he has such a cool chick. It's fun and makes him look good. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Alicia, thank you! I'm flattered.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Lucky, I'm ALWAYS accepting new balloons. Ted started the trend by sending me the Cindy Lou Who balloon. Although I can't really remember why it started. Doesn't matter. Yes, Cindy Lou Who is the little girl from the Grinch. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Warped, I've looked it up. It's not true. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm an idiot. Thing is, if you asked me to take my shirt off, I'd probably do it. But if you try to fool me into taking it off, it'll never happen.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Dyna, thank God I don't like wings. I like the rest of the junk food though. Chips, dip, soda, beer, hot dogs. For some reason I can't force myself to eat meat off of a bone, so wings are a no no unless they're boneless from KFC. Mmmm.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Monkee, you're welcome. I liked your blog. It was a little nuts but the pictures made me smile. Very creative. About the blog break, nothing to tell, and I won't be writing about it. I'm pretty open on my blog, but some things are better left unsaid. Come back soon, anyway. I love new readers.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Lurker, I'm not on a break. I just posted this 2 days ago. You don't strike me as a football fan, from the very little bit of exposure I've gotten from you. That really didn't sound right...Do you like football?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Bruce, yep! Here I am! I wouldn't think you less of a man, but dear lord, why with the women? The only thing more annoying to me than sitting with a bunch of burping, scratching, drunk, screaming men, is sitting with the women, gossiping and bitching. That's why I kick it with the guys. Not saying I don't gossip, just not in groups where there are too many people to know who let the cat out of the bag when it gets out. Because it ALWAYS bets out.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Veen, they actually put cricket on TV? I don't even think I could fake it with a game like that. There's no jumping up and down, screaming, drinking or partying that go along with it. I honestly think I'd just fall asleep.Simply Curioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17179224015435211144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-40808877503569786882008-01-13T18:00:00.000-08:002008-01-13T18:00:00.000-08:00God, I have always thought of the football here as...God, I have always thought of the football here as 22 nut-heads following A DAMN BALL.<BR/>you know I feel the same when I am watchingcricket!! though I know everything about the game.. I am NOT much interested in it , untill our team wins :)<BR/><BR/>Nice cme back.. I have been waiting 4 u to cme back :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-25126724844398129302008-01-13T16:53:00.000-08:002008-01-13T16:53:00.000-08:00You're back! YaHOOO! Hizzah! Hizzah!Would you thin...You're back! YaHOOO! Hizzah! Hizzah!<BR/>Would you think me any less a man if I admitted that I pretty much do most of the things you just listed when I'm stuck watching football. That's only if I can't manage to slip out to the other room to keep company with all the wives and girlfriends.Bruce, a work in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-62554635835498296822008-01-13T13:06:00.000-08:002008-01-13T13:06:00.000-08:00You seem to be on another break. Is everything ok...You seem to be on another break. Is everything ok, Cupcake?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-36631416362583078122008-01-12T23:17:00.000-08:002008-01-12T23:17:00.000-08:00Hi SC,Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting. ...Hi SC,<BR/><BR/>Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting. You made me so happy noting that I'm just "slightly insane". Usually I'm labelled completely barking.<BR/><BR/>Thanks also for these brilliant football secrets. I must remember to try them out next time Match of the Day is on.<BR/><BR/>MM<BR/><BR/>ps. Obviously I'll have to come back to read about your blog break .... I'm nosey like that ....Monkee Makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02336571641425561485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-14245020857822240662008-01-12T18:11:00.000-08:002008-01-12T18:11:00.000-08:00Oh, you're good. You're really good. I usual;y jus...Oh, you're good. You're really good. I usual;y just hang out by the snack table and scarf the wings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-41196852544959624612008-01-12T16:58:00.000-08:002008-01-12T16:58:00.000-08:00Wait... I think you could be wrong about the not t...Wait... I think you could be wrong about the not taking your shirt off on turnovers. I'm almost positive.Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-49992427157383845962008-01-12T14:05:00.000-08:002008-01-12T14:05:00.000-08:00are u still collecting balloons? i havent seen an...are u still collecting balloons? i havent seen any new ones for awhile. my favorite one is the little girl from the grinch. thats her right?Luck of the Irishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01540365698879081007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-32860797859997081852008-01-12T14:02:00.000-08:002008-01-12T14:02:00.000-08:00I just found this blog but I want to compliment yo...I just found this blog but I want to compliment you. <BR/>I started by reading the post before last and ended up reading ALL of your archives. You're a very talented writer. I can say that because while I'm not much of a writer or reader, I enjoyed everything you had to say.<BR/><BR/>Very entertaining.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17603802567153399398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-52207971343122897432008-01-12T13:59:00.000-08:002008-01-12T13:59:00.000-08:00I'm glad you decided on not quitting your blog. A...I'm glad you decided on not quitting your blog. A lot of people obviously enjoy your work. I'm going to have to agree with Dave Z on this comment. When I get too loud at the tv, my wife is quick to shut me up. Come to think of it she even did it while we were still dating. I think it's cool that you pretend to like football to make a man happy. Goes to show how much you care about a person and how eager you are to please said person. Great rules. I think I'll print this out and hang it on my refrigerator. Then again, that might be asking for trouble.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05669564176894085694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-53942816625907866842008-01-12T09:22:00.000-08:002008-01-12T09:22:00.000-08:00Wow totally impressive blog SCG. Excellent.....now...Wow totally impressive blog SCG. Excellent.....now until you admitted someone helped you out with Bronco Nagurski (I believe his nickname was "The Wild Horse of the Osage"/ Wherever the fuck that is).......well until you admitted someone helped you I was thinking; "About 1 in 2 million women ever heard this name even." So I'm just a little disappointed. My personal preference might have been Elroy "crazy legs" Hirsch. Not sure what made his legs crazy.<BR/> Totally comprehensive list. see now when i yell at the TV, I get told to shuttup. Think I need to trade in for a newer model girl.<BR/> Maybe one who accepts the need to get down under center at halftime. Or likes illegal use of hands. Welcome backAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-34878261572762206582008-01-11T22:22:00.000-08:002008-01-11T22:22:00.000-08:00bbc, you actually call my post supportive?Frederic...bbc, you actually call my post supportive?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Frederick, thanks.Simply Curioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17179224015435211144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-28859616850074645132008-01-11T19:47:00.000-08:002008-01-11T19:47:00.000-08:00Great postGreat postCommissionerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04510129207635164281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-26203973996928724012008-01-11T19:30:00.000-08:002008-01-11T19:30:00.000-08:00"bbc, I've heard of raped and pillaged, but beaten..."bbc, I've heard of raped and pillaged, but beaten and killed? That's news to me."<BR/><BR/>It's true, just hid from you as much as possible so that you keep supporting it.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-50978010276798190722008-01-11T16:58:00.000-08:002008-01-11T16:58:00.000-08:00Rosa, sure is. Tom Brady? I think he looks like ...Rosa, sure is. Tom Brady? I think he looks like he's made of plastic. Come to think of it, he probably is.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Nos, it's more fun to pretend like you know what the fuck they're talking about. It makes you seem more interesting and not some silly little girl. I guess it all depends on what you like to be viewed as. Some prefer the girlie image. I love being feminine, but I love passing off as one of the guys, too.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Angel, I doubt I could stay gone for too long. I have too much on my mind to keep it all bottled up.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Scott, I can't imagine a guy can ever fake an orgasm. How do you explain the lack of mess? It's a lose, lose situation. If she sees no mess, you're not a man. If you can get it up and not finish, you're not a man. If you can't get it up at all, you're not a man (unless you're very old) and she's not much of a woman. So, basically, you'd better have alternatives.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Musings, I always have things for them to eat. Dip can get messy, but occasionally, I'll go there. As for beer runs, I'd never go on a beer run, because then I'd be willing to miss some of the game. I might argue with them about who's going to make the beer run and accidentally lose, but I never let me guard down.Simply Curioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17179224015435211144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-86431637776232293622008-01-11T15:16:00.000-08:002008-01-11T15:16:00.000-08:00WEhoo shes back **claps hands** Ok maybe a little ...WEhoo shes back **claps hands** <BR/>Ok maybe a little retarded...<BR/><BR/>Great pointers, having married a football finatic I have used a few of these "tips" a time or 2.<BR/>One more to add is<BR/><BR/>* have a KILLER dip that you make, mine is a cheese & chip thing that I throw together in 3 seconds but they all DIE over it....(*note have it ready for any given Sunday in case the boys stop by). And asking if they want a bear thing CLASSIC I think I once heard the words uttered "Wow, I should have married her!"<BR/>And that only leaves one thing for the man to do and that beam like he just got a new car....lmao<BR/><BR/>Oh another thing I do WHEN I JUST CAN NOT TAKE THE FUCKING CHEST BEATINGS is offer to do a beer run. Yeah if their team is losing and they are all mad I use this as a measure to get out of the house for a moment of sanity and stop and shop for shoes...Random Musingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14109757741210625162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-75257668825249211662008-01-11T08:55:00.000-08:002008-01-11T08:55:00.000-08:00I was LOL reading this, thanks for sharing it. Yo...I was LOL reading this, thanks for sharing it. Your faking abilities should scare every man on the planet. I have faked a few big O's in my life, but thankfully there is rarely a reason to do so.<BR/><BR/>Looks like the chic in your picture should have thought twice about having Taco Bell for lunch. :-(Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07286826423526288591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4926384717047379333.post-51292028568523611222008-01-11T05:45:00.000-08:002008-01-11T05:45:00.000-08:00i am ever so glad you couldn't stay away... and th...i am ever so glad you couldn't stay away... and this is easily the best post i've read in a looong time!!!AngelConradiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423318903817661244noreply@blogger.com